Welcome to Saturn Station — a dazzling black-and-white future where women rule the stars, robots fall in love, aliens are never what they seem, and every secret has a price. Meet Suzy — a brilliant, sarcastic etiquette specialist whose perfectly controlled life is about to become anything but predictable. Together with Lily, Ruby and Vanessa, she is drawn into a strange universe of unlikely friendships, forbidden desires, mysterious creatures, ancient civilizations, forgotten memories and worlds beyond Saturn. From glamorous space parties and absurd alien rituals to dangerous planets, cosmic conspiracies, strange music and robots with very human problems — every adventure reveals another piece of a mystery that may be much bigger than anyone imagined. Suzy from Saturn is a surreal journey through a future full of women, friendship, romance, adventure and secrets. The universe has secrets. Saturn Knows.
Once upon a time, on Jupiter, a young woman fell in love with an alien. He was charming, three hearts, four eyes, and one tiny trunk between two paws. Oh my goodness, these are beautiful! I can't believe you brought me flowers! For me, I am the happiest woman on Jupiter.
Everything was perfect until he said... My sweetheart, we are so close. It's time for me to eat you. He meant to taste her, literally. He even offered to start with a soup from her ribs to get the flavor.
Oh, darling, he returned to his hive, and since then, I always ask about food on the first date. Love stories like that happen all the time across the galaxy. One more vodka for me.
That's why I always say, in etiquette, as in love, make sure you're not on the menu. you.